Wrestlemania 28 Predictions.

What some of you may or may not know, I am a huge fan of professional wrestling. I won't say it's my guilty pleasure because no pleasure should be guilty...cept for that Chris Hansen stuff. That's just wrong. 

With the biggest show of the year coming up in a little less than a week, I am going to give the world my picks for this years 'Mania.

Wow. Maria Menudos and Kelly Kelly vs Eve Torres and Beth Phoenix. The chance of this being any kind of entertaining is about equal to that of people in Hell getting cold water to drink. Ugh. I have to pick a winner?

WINNERS: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menudos. 

I firmly believe that Kane even bothered to come back because they want him to work with folks they have nothing for, but can't really release. Just my opinion. However, this could be a decent filler match for the under card of the event. 

WINNER: Randy Orton

Prior to this article, The Miz was added to Team Johnny and Booker T to Team Teddy.

This is one of those matches where you see all the powerful superstars on one team and you think that the weaker team is going to come back and win and all will be right with the world. However with this match, I think you'd be sadly mistaken. 

WINNER: Team Johnny

Cody Rhodes is defending the WWE Intercontinental Championship against The Big Show. There are two ways I see this happening. 

1. Cody wins, the Big Show continues to be a loser.

or

2. Cody loses the title to the Big Show, all the little kids are happy and Cody is finally pushed into the main event picture where he belongs and we can see him with a World or WWE Heavyweight Title run. I prefer this option.

WINNER: Big Show

First and foremost I would like to say that I LOVE what they are doing with the Daniel Bryan character. Yes Yes Yes.

That being said, I don't see Bryan walking out of Mania with the title. BUT - it all depends on the Cody Rhodes/Big Show match. If Cody wins, Sheamus wins. If Cody loses, Bryan retains. I secretly want Cody to win his match...really bad, because I LOVE Bryan with the title, however..

WINNER: Sheamus

This is the match where the mark in me will come into play. I am not sure what Jericho's long term status is in the WWE so I will have to go with the champ in this one.

WINNER: CM Punk

A blind man could see this coming. Taker is NOT going to let the streak end. Triple H has been vocal about the streak NOT ending. Let's run this down, shall we? Remember Undertaker vs Bret Hart? Shawn was the guest ref and hated Bret. But he accidentally ended up screwing Taker out of the title. WWE has a tendency to repeat things and hope the fans are too stupid to realize it's been done. Shawn goes to screw Taker, hits Trips, end of story.

WINNER: The Undertaker

Honestly, I really don't care about this match. We all know the older guy came back to help solidify the younger guy as "the man". 

Andre did it for Hogan.

Hogan did it for The Rock.

And now, The Rock is doing it for Cena.

WINNER: John Cena

These are my predictions. This is what I think. WWE is notorious for changing things up until the last minute, so of course, I may be wrong. What about you? What do YOU think will happen on the grandest stage of them all?